Happy Valentine's Day from Stockguy22 — Take your pick Chocolates or Flowers
Show a little love to your Stocks & Options today & they may return the favor::::::
Valentine's Day – The Day of the year that Married people pretend to be happy & single people pretend to be miserable.
a Few Valentine's Day Jokes for you today ::
TRADER JOke : For those without a Valentine's today, don't worry plenty of fish in the sea … Just Kidding $BP killed most of them
Worst advice for Valentine's Day – Told my wife this one this morning & she giggled for a second then smacked me with a box of chocolates….
Q from Dumb Trader: What should i get my girlfriend from Valentine's Day ?
A: Best thing is to ask your wife , she would probably know.
Valentine Divorce Lawyer
A man walks into a post office one day and sees a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.
His curiosity gets the better of him; he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says, "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"
"But why?" asks the man. "I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies
Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart?
Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!
Bin Laden's Valentine
A little boy comes home from first grade and tells his father that he learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "As Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," he asks, "will God get angry at me for giving someone a valentine?"
The father thinks for a moment and then says, "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?"
"Osama Bin Laden," the boy says.
"Why Osama ," his father asks in disbelief.
"Well," David says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish boy could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd jump with joy. And then he'd go all over and tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore."
Father's heart swells and he looks at his son with newfound pride and joy.
"David, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."
"I know," David says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines shoot him."
worst Valentine's gifts :
1) Chocolates you gave her from last year's candy box. Since you think she'll be proud of you for recycling
2) a Bouquet of Flowers printed on High Gloss Paper , since you think they will last longer then 1 week
3) Bikini Wax or skinny Leg jeans can only get you in trouble if you give them as a Valentine's day gift
4) not appropriate for Valentine's day gift – a chocolate scale
5) a 2 person Toilet is very inappropriate as a Valentine's Day Gift – I believe in sharing time together but some things are best not to be shared
Enjoy your Valentine's Day